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Reason Gone Mad.

morelikeselenagolez:

i was quite young when “hey ya” came out and i didn’t know that “caddy” was slang for “cadillac” so i thought that the line in the song was “don’t want to meet your daddy, just want you as my caddy” and i remember thinking, okay, he doesn’t want to commit to this girl. he’s just looking for a golfing buddy. fair enough. 

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Guardians of the Galaxy—Official Behind-the-Scenes Sneak Peek [x]

trappedinsanity:

Bubbles appreciation post (◡‿◡✿)

typette:

oamul:

 An old man carring his forest 

mediterraneum:

Bayt Al-Suhaymi, Cairo, Egypt

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

"You’re part of the Nine-Nine now. We look after each other.

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

“I always find myself caught between saying too much and not saying enough” — H.M.L  (via memereve)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.